"NO SEX PLEASE, WE'RE BRITISH!"

September 11 - 14, 2014

Rylander Theatre

When a young bride, married to an assistant manager of the bank over which they reside, mail orders some Scandinavian glassware, what arrives instead is Scandinavian pornography! The couple must figure out what is to be done with the veritable flood of photographs, books, films, and eventually women, that threatens to engulf them. Considerably complicated by the presence of a mother-in-law, a bank boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent, and a muddled friend, this raucous farce builds to a hilarious finale of closed/slamming doors!

Tickets are $15 for adults, $10 for subscribers/discounts. Purchase here!

Shows will begin at 8pm on Sept. 11 - 13, and at 2:30pm on Sept. 14.